And happy birthday, America. How will I celebrate you today? Well I shall do what any true American would by eating lots of food that is likely to clog a coronary artery and watching shit get lit on fire and blow up. Who's down? Well the majority of America is, I'm assuming. Enjoy the day, folks!
ps. the little creatures shown above are delectables known as whoopie pies and are made be my sister. Chocolate peanut-butter ones are little cakes full of heaven